Where's My $5,000 Tee
Black / S
$34.99
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Where's My $5,000 Tee
$34.99
Still waiting.
Heard the number. Checked the mailbox. Checked it again. This tee is for everyone who got the promise and got the shrug. Soft cotton. Harder side-eye.
Premium quality. Ships to US & Canada.
Details
- Unisex fit, true to size
- 100% combed, ring-spun cotton (heather colors contain polyester)
- Lightweight 4.2 oz/yd² (142 g/m²) fabric, pre-shrunk
- Side-seamed, with shoulder-to-shoulder taping
- Lighter colors can be slightly sheer
- Printed on demand, just for you
Size chart
| Size | S | M | L | XL | 2XL |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Length (in) | 28 | 29 | 30 | 31 | 32 |
| Chest width, laid flat (in) | 18 | 20 | 22 | 24 | 26 |
Garment measurements. They may vary by up to 2" (5 cm). Tip: measure a tee you like, laid flat, and compare.
Shipping & returns
Made to order. Printed and processed in about 2–7 business days, then about 2–8 business days in transit within the US and about 5–12 business days to Canada. We ship to the US & Canada only.
Custom-printed items are final sale, but if your order arrives defective, damaged or wrong, contact us within 14 days of delivery and we'll make it right.